13/08/2008
» How to Cook While Drunk
inky:
Remember: with cooking, the most important thing is hygiene. So before you begin, stumble into the bathroom. Then pick up a bar of soap and stare at it for about thirty seconds while rocking backwards and forwards. Try to remember why the fuck you are in your bathroom holding a bar of soap. Leave bathroom.
for zoila to read
THAT is the truth….how many meals did we prepare drunk? too many to count
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